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+local M = {
+  'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!',
+  'Why did the AI break up with its computer? It found someone with better algorithms!',
+  "Why do Python programmers prefer snakes? Because they can't stand Java!",
+  'Why did the developer go to the beach? To catch some rays and debug JavaScript!',
+  "Why was the HTML document lonely? It didn't have any <body> to share its content with!",
+  "Why did the CSS file break up with the HTML file? It couldn't stand the layout!",
+  'Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!',
+  'Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to improve its root system!',
+  'Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate? It has better byte-size!',
+  "Why did the developer get mad at their computer? It couldn't understand their emotional code!",
+  'Why was the JavaScript developer so good at relationships? They knew how to handle callbacks!',
+  'Why did the coder go broke? They lost all their cache!',
+  'Why did the SQL query go to therapy? It had too many inner joins!',
+  'Why did the programmer plant a light bulb? They wanted to grow a power plant!',
+  'Why did the computer keep its drink on the windowsill? It wanted a byte!',
+  "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs!",
+  'Why did the developer go broke? They spent all their money on keyboard shortcuts!',
+  'Why did the computer cross the road? To get to the other website!',
+  'Why was the code cold? It left its Windows open!',
+  'Why did the coder go to therapy? They had too many issues!',
+  'Why was the function sad? It returned null!',
+  "Why did the programmer quit their job? They didn't get arrays!",
+  'Why was the loop so fast? It was in a hurry!',
+  'Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!',
+  "Why did the developer stay calm during the crisis? Because they knew how to 'handle' exceptions!",
+  "Why did the JavaScript developer always smile? Because they had 'callbacks' for everything!",
+  "Why did the programmer break up with their keyboard? It had too many 'commitment' issues!",
+  "Why don't Neovim users ever get lost in their text files? Because they always 'find' their way!",
+  "Why don't Neovim users need a GPS? Because they're experts at 'mapping' their routes!",
+  'Why did the Neovim user become a musician? Because they can play the keyboard like a pro!',
+  "Why don't Neovim users ever lose track of time? Because they have a 'status line' to keep them informed!",
+  "Why did the Neovim user open a detective agency? Because they have an 'eye' for spotting code errors!",
+  'Why did the developer bring a ladder to the coding competition? To take their code to the next level!',
+  "When your code is running slowly: 'It's not a bug; it's a feature that takes its time.'",
+  "Why did the programmer go to therapy? Because their code had too many 'issues'!",
+  "Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because they didn't 'console' their feelings!",
+  "Why did the developer get locked out of their own codebase? They forgot the 'key'!",
+  'Welcome to Neovim, where plugins multiply faster than rabbits!',
+  "How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem!",
+  "When you're debugging and can't find the issue: 'I swear, it was working yesterday!'",
+  "Why don't programmers trust stairs? Because they're always up to 'something'!",
+  "When you fix a bug without even trying: 'I guess I'm just that good.'",
+  'Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!',
+  "Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#!",
+  "Why did the programmer quit their job? They didn't get arrays!",
+  "When you write a one-liner that solves a complex problem: 'I am a genius, yes, I am.'",
+  "When you refactor your code and it breaks everything: 'I've made a huge mistake.'",
+  "When you accidentally close your editor with unsaved changes: 'Goodbye, cruel world.'",
+  "When you discover a bug on a Friday afternoon: 'Looks like we're working late again.'",
+  "When you realize your code from last year: 'Who wrote this junk? Oh, wait...'",
+  "When you write a comment and six months later can't understand it: 'I speak my own language.'",
+  "When you join a new project with zero documentation: 'Here be dragons.'",
+  "When you add a 'TODO' comment and hope someone else will deal with it: 'Not my problem.'",
+  "Remember, coding is not just about writing code; it's about solving problems.",
+  'Stay curious and never stop learning. Technology is always evolving.',
+  "When debugging, don't guess; use systematic troubleshooting techniques.",
+  "Keep your code DRY (Don't Repeat Yourself) to make it more maintainable.",
+  'Use meaningful variable and function names. Your code should read like a story.',
+  'Always test your code thoroughly before deploying it. Automated tests are your friends.',
+  'Spend time designing your code before jumping into implementation. Good architecture pays off.',
+  'Learn to break down complex problems into smaller, manageable tasks.',
+  "Code with the future in mind. Write code that's easy to understand and maintain.",
+  'Version control is your safety net. Use Git or other VCS systems religiously.',
+  'Document your code and processes. It will save you and your team countless hours.',
+  "Don't optimize prematurely. Measure first, then optimize where it matters.",
+  "Read other people's code. It's a great way to learn different coding styles and techniques.",
+  'Stay organized with your project structure. Consistency makes collaboration smoother.',
+  'Take regular breaks to prevent burnout. Your productivity will thank you.',
+  'Use comments sparingly but effectively. Explain why, not just what.',
+  'Consider pair programming or code reviews to catch issues early and learn from others.',
+  'Know when to ask for help. Programming is a team effort.',
+  "Programming is not just about the code; it's about the problem-solving mindset.",
+  'Keep your development environment clean and well-maintained for consistent productivity.',
+  'Learn from your mistakes and failures; they are valuable lessons in programming.',
+  'When faced with a bug, isolate and reproduce it before attempting to fix it.',
+  "Why did the developer stay calm during the crisis? Because they knew how to 'handle' exceptions.",
+  "Why was the JavaScript developer always smiling? Because they had 'callbacks' for everything!",
+  "Why did the programmer break up with their keyboard? It had too many 'commitment' issues!",
+  "Margaret Hamilton coined the term 'software engineer.'",
+  'Why did the function go to therapy? It had too many issues!',
+  "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs!",
+}
+
+return M